marți, 21 septembrie 2010

Toleranta inainte de toate

Dragul meu de JGJ are o propunere f interesanta. Este un mesaj in lant pe care il transmit cu placere:


I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built
near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two gay night-clubs be opened next-door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the Clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot". Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and has an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street, a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop with its name in flashing neon lights. If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on.
Sunt cuprins de perplexitate pt ca atatia din prietenii mei sunt impotriva construirii unei moschei aproape de Ground Zero. Cred ca telul fiecarui american trebuie sa fie toleranta. Trebuie permisa moscheea, intr-un efort de a promova toleranta.
De aceea vin si eu cu propunerea ca sa deschida chiar langa moschee doua cluburi gay, in acest fel promovandu-se toleranta cu moscheea. Am putea numi cluburile "Turban Cowboy" (Cowboyul cu turban) si "You Mecca me So Hot" (Ma faci sa fiu fierbinte)
In imediata vecinatate ar trebui sa fie o macelarie specializata in carne de porc si care sa aiba un gratar afara care sa serveasca friptura la gratar cu multa grasime care sa sfaraie (apetisant). Peste drum sa se deschida un magazin de lenjerie f indrazneata, "Victoria nu mai are nici un secret" cu manechine sexi in vitrina care sa prezinte bunatatile.
Chiar langa magazinul de lenjerie ar mai fi spatiu pt un magazin specializat in jucarii erotice, cu numele in litere de neon care sar in ochi.
Daca esti de acord sa promovezi toleranta si crezi ca acesta este un plan bun, transmite mai departe acest mesaj.
Acum ramane sa-mi tineti pumnii sa nu citeasca asta..stiti voi cine....

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