Miscareainseamna sanatate curata

Iar am primit ceva dragut (de multe ori dragutz=kitsch,nu de data asta) de la http://www.1funny.com/exercise.shtml
M-a distrat cu atat mai mult cu cat chiar am nevoie sa fac multa miscare, din motive de multe hibe la capitolul sanatate, dar de-o vreme miscarea preferata e click, click pe tastatura, si asta doar cu doua degete, ca n-am facut scoala speciala de batut cu 10 degete, ca sora mea, si nici n-am vointa de fier ca sotul meu iubit sa ma apuc sa invat dactilografie la varsta mea avansata.

• Este f bine documentat ca pt fiecare minut in care faci miscare castigi un minut de viata. Astfel la 85 de ani vei putea petrece inca 5 luni in plus la azil contra sumei de 5000$ lunar.
• Bunica a inceput sa alerge 5 mile pe zi cand a implinit 60 de ani. Acum are 97 si dracu stie pe unde o fi alergand.
• Singurul motiv pt a incepe sa fac miscare ar fi sa aud iar pe cineva gafaind.
• Trebuie sa incep sa fac exercitii fizice dimineata devreme, inainte ca sa inceapa creerul sa-si dea seama despre ce e vorba.
• Imi plac alergarile lungi, in special cand le face cineva pe care nu pot sa-l sufar.
• Am niste coapse flescaite, dar din fericire sunt acoperite de burta.
• Avantajul miscarii in fiecare zi e ca te ajuta sa mori mai sanatos.
• Si ultima dar nu cea din urma: nu fac miscare ca sa nu-mi sara gheata din paharul de whisky

Ai putea sa alergi cu mesajul asta pana acasa la prietenii tai, dar e mai simplu sa-l trimiti prin email.

Am lasat mai jos textul original, pt ca e o chestie pe care n-am priceput-o (aia cu show up) si alta intraductibila (aia cu cross-country skiing) dar care mi se pare buna.

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!