vineri, 5 februarie 2010

Evolutie

Din cand in cand JGJ ma regaleaza cu cate o gluma care imi place. De data asta fiind vorba de efectele varstei asupra perceperii lumii inconjuratoare si incepand cu descrierea de la 40 de ani gluma mi-a placut si mai mult. Ca de obicei voi publica atat textul in engleza, cu litere italice, apoi traducerea facuta de mine, cu litere verzi.

A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet
for dinner.

Un grup de prieteni vechi in varsta de 40 de ani au discutat indelung unde sa se intalneasca pt cina.

Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and great tits.

In final au cazut de acord sa mearga la restauratul Gausthof zum Lowen pt ca ospataritele de acolo au bluze cu decolteuri adanci si tzatze mari.

Ten years later the group meets again and once again mull over where they should eat. Finally it is agreed they should return to the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and so is the wine selection.

Zece ani mai tarziu grupul s-a reunit si iarasi au tot dezbatut unde sa manance. In final au cazut de acord sa mearga iar la Gausthof zum Lowen pt ca au mancaruri si vinuri f bune.

Another 10 years pass and, now 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed they should gather at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

Au trecut alti 10 ani si acum, la 60 de ani grupul s-a intalnit din nou si iar au discutat indelung unde sa ia masa. In final au cazut de acord sa se intalneasca din nou la Gausthof zum Lowen pt ca acolo pot sa manance in pace si liniste, in plus nici nu se fumeaza in restaurant.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again decide on the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

10 ani mai tarziu, la 70 de ani, grupul s-a intalnit din nou si iar au decis sa cineze la Gausthof zum Lowen pt ca se poate intra acolo cu caruciorul chiar si in ascensor.

Another 10 years pass and, at 80 years of age, the group gets together again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen, a great idea because they have never been there before.

Au trecut alti 10 ani si, la 80 de ani, grupul iar a discutat unde sa ia masa impreuna. In final au cazut de acord sa mearga la Gausthof zum Lowen, o idee grozava pt ca n-au mai fost vreodata acolo.

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