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Ca tot omul, am mai multe adrese de email. La Hotmail m-am inscris in programul de Prevent junk. De obicei mesajele sunt junk (spam) si apas pe butonul de junk fara sa stau mult pe ganduri. Dar azi, deschizand mailul dupa o pauza, am gasit doua mesaje care m-au amuzat.

Cat de disperat trebuie sa fii sa trimiti asemenea mesaj?

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Si desigur ca nu putea lipsi mesajul din Nigeria. Inutil sa spun ca nu am trimis nici un mesaj lui "MR. JEAN PIERRE",(in ciuda avertismentului ca diseminarea, copierea, etc, sunt ilegale) si nu am apasat pe linkul de mai sus.

From: "MR. JEAN PIERRE" <lawes09@yahoo.com> Subject: RE-CONFIRM THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS PAYMENT Received: 2/1/2009 9:25:31 AM
RE-CONFIRM THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS PAYMENT
PRIVILEGE NOTICE.
The information contained in this e-mail and the file transmitted with it is confidential and may be subject to legal professional privilege..It is intended solely for the use of the addressee. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, please note that any review, dissemination, disclosure, alteration,printing, copying or transmission of this e-mail and/or any file transmitted with it, is prohibited and unlawful. If you have received this e-mail by mistake, please promptly inform the sender by reply e-mail and delete the material.
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FROM THE DESK OF MR. JEAN PIERRE CHIEF ACCCOUNTANT, FIN BANK NIGERIA PLC, LAGOS-NIGERIA.
YOUR INHERITANCE FUNDS OF $35 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS
THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZZETED TO BE RELEASED, VIA KEY TELEX TRANSFER (KTT)-DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOU BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE FUND TRANSFER.MEANWHILE, A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A LETTER, CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE.
HERE ARE HER INFORMATIONS: NAME JANET WHITE BANK NAME: CITI BANK, CALIFORNIA. BANK ADDRESS: 2029 CENTURY PARK E LOS ANGELES, CA 90067 ACCOUNT Number: 650380942811.
PLEASE, DO RECONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE, AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS WOMAN IS FROM YOU SO THAT THE BANK WOULD NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FOR PAYING INTO THE WRONG ACCOUNT NAME.
THE RESERVE BANK GOVERNOR, EXECUTIVE, BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE INHERITTANCE FUND HAVE APPROVED AND ACCREDITED THIS REPUTABLE BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE /FOREIGN OPERATIONS, TO HANDLE AND TRANSFER ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE YEAR 2009.
CONTACT MR JEAN PIERRE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT, FIN BANK NIGERIA PLC, LAGOS-NIGERIA. PRIVATE E-MAIL: jean.pierre@post.ro
HOWEVER, WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID MRS.WHITE,IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY.
BEST REGARDS, MR. JEAN PIERRE
CHIEF ACCCOUNTANT FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT, FIN BANK NIGERIA PLC, LAGOS-NIGERIA, LAGOS-NIGERIA. CC: ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS CC: CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD] CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA