Welcome President Obama

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Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mud slides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

Si acum traducerea, pt cei ce nu stiu engleza (Mihaela, e special pt tine)

Imediat dupa inaugurare Obama va pune in ordine bugetul, va revigora economia, va rezolva problema imobiliara, va rezolva problema industriei auto, varezolva problema benzinei/energiilor alternative, va opri incendiile si alunecarile de teren din California, va interzice uraganele si tornadele, va opri furtulde identitate, va stopa incalzirea globala si o va reduce, il va gasi pe Osama, va rezolva conflictul Israelo/Palestinian, va scapa de coruptia din guvern si va instaura pacea mondiala. Apoi, in a 7-a zi, EL se va odihni.