A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
O turma de bizoni poate sa se miste atat de repede cat ii permite cel mai incet exemplar. Atunci cand turma este atacata de vanatori cel mai incet si mai slab este ucis primul. Aceasta selectie naturala este buna pt intreaga turma, pt ca viteza si sanatatea intregului grup se imbunatateste daca cei mai slabi sunt ucisi in mod regulat. Cam in acelasi mod creierul uman poate opera atat de repede cat ii permit cei mai inceti neuroni. O cantitate excesiva de alcool, stim cu totii, ataca neuronii, dar in mod natural ataca intai neronii cei mai inceti si mai slabi. In felul acesta un consum regulat de bere elimina neuronii mai slabi, facand din creier o masina mai rapida si mult mai eficienta. De aceea toti ne simtim mai destepti dupa cateva beri.
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