Strict autentic,cica...

Voiam sa raman la devirtualizare cu postarile pe ziua de azi dar ce am citit azi aici mi s-a parut asa de nostim, incat am decis sa pastuiesc aici.

Traducerea urmeaza dupa textul in engleza.

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.....
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
And the best one of all.
13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

Colonoscopia nu-i o joaca, dar aceste comentarii facute in timpul testului sunt destulde umoristice.
Un doctor pretinde ca ce urmeaza sunt comentarii reale facute de pacientii lui (predominant barbati) in timpul colonoscopiei:
1. Usor, doctore. Ai ajuns unde nici un barbat n-a mai fost!
2. N-ai gasit-o inca pe Amelia Earhart?
3. Poti sa ma auzi ACUM?
4. Ai ajuns? Ai ajuns? Ai ajuns?
5. Stii, in Arkansas s-a legalizat casatoria intre noi.
6. Sefule, ai gasit vreo urma din minerii ramasi captivi in galerie?
7. Ti-ai bagat mana stanga acolo, acum scoate-ti mana stanga de acolo.
8. Hey! Acum stiu ce simte un Muppet.
9. Daca nu-ti intra mana trebuie sa renunti.(aici era o rima intraductibila)
10. Hey, doctore, anunta-ma daca-mi gasesti demnitatea.
11. Ai lucrat ca director la Enron, nu-i asa?
12. Dumnezeule! Acum stiu de ce nu sunt gay.
Si cea mai buna din toate:
13. Ai putea sa-i scri un biletel nevesti-mi sa-i spuica nu am capul acolo?