marți, 11 iunie 2013

Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one...(Cu traducere)

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Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one...

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

O familie din Gujarat a fost foarte nedumerita cand a sosit din USA sicriul cu mama lor decedata (Ba). A fost trimis de una dintre fiicele ei.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Corpul era f inghesuit in interiorul cosciugului, nu era nici un fel de spatiu liber cand au deschis capacul; deasupra era o scrisoare adresata fratilor si surorilor ei:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

Draga Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben si Varsha,
Va trimit corpul lui Ba, pentru ca ultima ei dorinta a fost sa fie ingropata in curtea casei noastre ancestrale din Gujarat.


Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

Imi pare rau ca nu pot sa vin si eu pentru ca mi-am cheltuit toti banii.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

O sa gasiti in cosciug, sub corpul lui Ba, cutii de branza, 10 pachete de ciocolata Tobler si 8 pachete de Badam (alune americane) va rog sa le impartiti intre voi.

On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

In picioarele lui Ba veti gasi o pereche noua de pantofi Reebok (marimea 10) pentru Mohan. Sunt deasemenea 2 perechi de pantofi pentru fiii lui Radha si Lakshmi. Sper ca marimea e corecta.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

Ba e imbrcata cu 6 tricouri americane. Cel mai mare e pentru Mohan. Restul sa le impartiti intre voi.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

Cele 2 perechi de blugi noi de pe mama sunt pentru baieti.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace,earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her..

Ceasul elvetian pe care si-l dorea Reema este pe mana stanga a lui Ba. Shanta, Ba poarta colierul, cerceii si inelul pe care le-ai cerut. Te rog sa le iei de pe ea.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.Please distribute all these fairly.

Cele 6 perechi de sosete pe care le poarta Ba trebuie impartite intre nepotii mei. Va rog sa ii impartiti corect.

Love Neeta.

Cu drag, Neeta

PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays...

PS : Daca mai doriti altceva sa imi spuneti, pentru ca nici Bapuji nu se simte prea bine...

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